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Theme Park Map:
If you smell what the Rock is cooking, turn left down Jabroni drive, turn right at the Smackdown Hotel, and enter the station to board the A-Train.
This will take you around the perimeter of the park.
You can get off the A-Train at any of the 4 stations, named Vince, Linda, Steph and Shane.
Visit such wondrous places as;
'The Wonder of Evolution', - a scientific explanation as to what DNA does to make up the best stable in HHH's opinion.
Experience our 'flight simulator' where you can be a flight stewardess and Ric Flair will expose himself to you (allegedly)
See the incredibly expensive 'Big Show' with performances on an occasional basis.
Or ride the 'Guerrero Blood Rapids', the fabulous fast log flume running from a statue of Eddie Guerrero's head.
Or if it's good clean fun you're after, why not throw a custard pie at our 'Comedy Jobber Cruiserweights', available all over the park.
Please ensure that your tickets are stamped at the Cash Desk, as they must be presented prior to entrance at the Holly Terminus, where you are checked to ensure you have 'paid your dues'.
Open every Monday and Thursday night, and every 4th Sunday.
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