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Bust your phattest rhymes in the John Cena Freestyle booth.
Try the Randy Orton Heat Machine: If you are a Casual fan it doesn't go anywhere. If you are a member of TPWW, it only goes up. Free mops are provided to Loose Cannon.
Every theme park has a water ride, so be sure to check out the Log Ride of Tears, Water provided by people being forced to watch the WWE Divas try to act.
Don't forget to visit the Land of OVW Graduates, where EVERYTHING is Green.
And no trip to the WWE THEME PARK is complete without a ride on the F-5, that features the scariest loop of all, the Shooting Star Press. Football pads not included.
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