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At WWE: The Theme Park, we have many rides and attractions, including:
The McMahon Jobber Express: Work from lowly jobber to bigger jobber, and finally get your ass fired! All in one week!
The Nash-a-Nator: The biggest, slowest roller coaster on the east coast! Be warned: Some may experience sharp pain in their leg. Please seek medical attention IMMEDIATLY if this happens!
Flair Bungie: Get thrown from the top of our extra-large turnbuckel!
Hunter: Play a friendly game of paint ball! The object is to lose to the player designated Triple H!
We also have other attractions like:
Pose for Champion: Pose as the WWE Cruiserweight Champion! All ages allowed, Women get half off!
Pose with Triple H: Pose yourself jobbing to Triple H! Many options avalible.
WWE: The Side Show: Experience everything from the days of the small Max Mini to the fat ass known as The Big Show... This week only: The Human Hairball, A Train!
We also sell EXCLUSIVE merchindice, including:
Official Undertaker Cowboy Hat
Rhyno's Super Glue
A Train Coat
Heavyweight Championship "Stuck on You" Belt, secured with Rhyno's Super Glue, guaranteed NEVER to come off!
We here at WWE: The Theme Park hope for your safty, and thats why, when you ride our rides, we have NO seat belts, no, we use something much safer: Rhyno Industral Strength Super Glue!
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