HBK: Shake my hand.
HHH: Nah....I stopped shaking hands with people who's palms are covered in white stuff ages ago!
Kane: I'll shake your hand.
HBK: Huh?
Kane: I like the white stuff!
HBK: It's not milk...
Kane: Don't deny me my milk again!
HBK: It's......a........bandage!
Tomko: Wait....You're Matt Hardy!
Matt: ummm...obviously.
Tomko: Can I be a mattitude disciple?
Matt: Let's leave the fighting to the women and go talk about it.
Tomko: Won't they miss us in the ring?
Matt: Trust me. When you've been buried as much as I have, you'll know!
Tomko: Veeeee-oooonnnnnnnnnaaaaahhhh!
Matt: Don't do that!
Lita: Thanks for covering for me there.
Trish: No problem. The guys in the back said you'd probably botch standing, so they'd already warned me to be ready.
Lita: There's guys in the back? Cool!
Trish:
frickin airhead
Trish*thinking*: How can Lita botch a leg sweep so badly that she kicked me in the head?
Tomko*thinking*: I love Matt Hardy
I hope he makes me his love-bitch!
Worst time ever for unexpected diarrhoea.
Hurricane made it to cover in time before Rosie's trousers burst at the seams.
La Resistance take one for the roster in a bid to keep Rosie's trousers from exploding backstage again.
Lita: Why do I have to pretend to have peed on this stick?
Cameraman: Just say your lines!
Lita: Dammit! The Botchmeister strikes again!
Triple H looked on with some joy when he realised Eugene hadn't been buried yet. Pretty much the same expression a fisherman gets when a beautiful fish jumps off his hook in sight of the boat.
HHH: Oh well, one to bury later.
Stacy: Quick Molly, my repertoire is exhausted. Call the rest of the match!
Molly: You've got one measly move, and you get on RAW!
Stacy: ooowww. nod by fauld! dince libes me!
Gail: Thanks for the match, Stacy.
Stacy: No probs.
Gail: I love doing this move, but I can't on any of the other Diva's because they've all got implants.
Stacy: Emm...whatever.
Gail: It's great wrestling someone with no tits!
Stacy:
Mike: What's this move called?
Orton: The Spinebreaker!
Mike: What's this one called?
Benoit: The flying head-butt!
Mike: What's this one called?
Orton: RKO recovery from the Walls of Jericho.
Mike: What's this one called.
Flair: Here it's called a blowjob. Backstage it's called a main-event push!
Flair: Who loves ya baby?
Jericho: You do, Ric, you do.
Worst. Spear. Ever.
Mike: Ric. We're sicking of telling you. Stop Flashing At The Chicks!
Orton freaked out when Benoit ripped off his boot and started sucking his toes.
JR: BAHGAWD! ORTON IS TAPPING TO THE TONGUE-TAP-OUT! SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER!
King: He's licking his foot. Calm down. Perfectly normal behaviour.
Benoit celebrating making Orton tap by wiping all the extra saliva from those hard to reach places.