Y'know know the drill. Who would you fuck? Who would you marry? Who would you kill?
Marry: Flacco because he is about to get a fat contract.
Fuck: Alex Smith. He is handsome, and his cock is probably like a nice sandwich - not so big where you can't walk afterwards, but still fills you up until your next meal.
Kill: Romo because he has ruined the past 6 years of my life.