Maybe this is a horrible idea, but I think WWE should bring in some Chikara guys to job on Saturday Morning Slam. They wouldn't have to actually try their stupid head drop offense, just bump for whoever WWE is pushing, and give them, and by extention Chikara, a plug.
I know he's attempting a comeback, so why not have Amasis teams with Ophidian (no one really cares that they're supposed to be feuding or whatever if they don't know that they even exist) against Brodus Clay and Tensai. Have a dance off, maybe even win that, heel it up a bit, and then get slaughtered.
I'd almost suggest the Colony vs. Three Man Band, but that wouldn't work because the Colony are colorful and have personality, thus making people give even LESS of a shit about 3MB.
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