Don't be swindled this Valentine's Day by money-grubbing big business. Instead, be swindled by me. Give to The "I Desire Your Money" Fund.— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) February 13, 2013
Don't be swindled this Valentine's Day by money-grubbing big business. Instead, be swindled by me. Give to The "I Desire Your Money" Fund.
If I were to get @wweajlee "real sleepy," set her up in a booth, & work her arms like a puppet, how many of you would hand over your 401ks?— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) February 13, 2013
If I were to get @wweajlee "real sleepy," set her up in a booth, & work her arms like a puppet, how many of you would hand over your 401ks?
@wweajlee They're vitamins, silly. When your eyes get heavy, thats how you know its working. You want to grow to be big & strong, don't you?— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) February 13, 2013
@wweajlee They're vitamins, silly. When your eyes get heavy, thats how you know its working. You want to grow to be big & strong, don't you?
There is no official @bigelangston Bodyguard merchandise, but I pitched "Stand By Your Man" for a t-shirt. I'm having second thoughts...— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) February 13, 2013
There is no official @bigelangston Bodyguard merchandise, but I pitched "Stand By Your Man" for a t-shirt. I'm having second thoughts...
This time last year, I was sleeping in a cardboard box. Not because I was homeless. I just pretend I pilot a plane & that makes me sleepy.— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) February 13, 2013
This time last year, I was sleeping in a cardboard box. Not because I was homeless. I just pretend I pilot a plane & that makes me sleepy.
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