"@ttsmith722: "My girlfriend likes you more than me." Tell her I will knock down her door w/ a battering ram if she doesn't get it together.— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) February 14, 2013
"@ttsmith722: "My girlfriend likes you more than me." Tell her I will knock down her door w/ a battering ram if she doesn't get it together.
"@ajleeuniversity: didn't you wish you could have superpowers?" My ears are tiny so I'm extra aerodynamic. What more do I need?— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) February 14, 2013
"@ajleeuniversity: didn't you wish you could have superpowers?" My ears are tiny so I'm extra aerodynamic. What more do I need?
"@seanmearns: I'm all alone tonight for Valentines Day. Any suggestions?" Loiter outside your nearest Shapes, 12-piece KFC bucket in hand.— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) February 14, 2013
"@seanmearns: I'm all alone tonight for Valentines Day. Any suggestions?" Loiter outside your nearest Shapes, 12-piece KFC bucket in hand.