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**James Steele** · 02-21-2013, 12:22 AM

She got a 15 day suspension, but she didn't have weed and wasn't in the WrestleMania main event.

Maybe they tie it into the storyline where Zeb worked it out with Vickie (since Vickie and Swagger worked together in the past) that instead of just firing him they are making him go to AA meetings and such. If he fails to do so, he will be fired. If he makes progress in the rehabilitation program, he will get his title shot as planned. 6 weeks until WrestleMania. Little do they know that Vickie also added to the agreement that Zeb has to go for sensitivity training. In order to keep them together and on the road, they will both do their therapy together with none other than Dr. Shelby.

Cue Del Rio and Ricardo trying to sabotage them. Plates of brownies in the locker room, beer cans at ringside, Burritos left in bags, Spanish overdubs of their promos, etc. Hell, have a special appearance from Stone Cold where he offers a beer to Swagger. STUNNER. Cue Del Rio and Austin laughing it up and then show Del Rio putting cases of Corona in Stone Cold's truck. Have Jack Swagger do a "Luche Libre Challenge" where he promises to beat luchadors in 5 minutes or he will pay them $1,000,000 pesos (roughly $78,500). Del Rio costs him a match against Super Porky. Suddenly, La Parka comes out and beats the shit out of Zeb and Swagger with a chair. Del Rio then gives a bunch of money to La Parka as he moonwalks out of the arena.

Then, they rip off the CM Punk/Jericho angle from last year and have Swagger act like he is completely baked and Del Rio orders a live drug test. Swagger then comes unglued and beats the shit out of them. He then pours his cup of *clean* piss down Del Rio's throat. Zeb Colter then grabs the mic and "I bet that still tastes better than any crappy imported beer! You better watch it, boy, because when you piss off WE THE PEOPLE, you will get PISSED ON and BEAT ON because WE'RE PISSED OFF AND NEED TO BEAT OFF!" Swagger then looks at Zeb awkwardly as Zeb slowly realizes what he said. Zeb then gets livid and beats the shit out of Ricardo and Del Rio with his belt. Booker T. announces that the World Heavyweight Championship match between Swagger and Del Rio will now be a LEATHER STRAP MATCH where not only the title will be on the line, but if Del Rio wins then Ricardo gets to beat Zeb Colter with a belt and if Swagger wins then Zeb gets to beat Ricardo with his belt. Del Rio wins, but Swagger ties Del Rio's arm to the bottom rope with the leather strap. Cue Dolph Ziggler and him cashing in the MITB contract.

02-21-2013, 12:22 AM	#33
James Steele TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04 Posts: 29,886	She got a 15 day suspension, but she didn't have weed and wasn't in the WrestleMania main event. Maybe they tie it into the storyline where Zeb worked it out with Vickie (since Vickie and Swagger worked together in the past) that instead of just firing him they are making him go to AA meetings and such. If he fails to do so, he will be fired. If he makes progress in the rehabilitation program, he will get his title shot as planned. 6 weeks until WrestleMania. Little do they know that Vickie also added to the agreement that Zeb has to go for sensitivity training. In order to keep them together and on the road, they will both do their therapy together with none other than Dr. Shelby. Cue Del Rio and Ricardo trying to sabotage them. Plates of brownies in the locker room, beer cans at ringside, Burritos left in bags, Spanish overdubs of their promos, etc. Hell, have a special appearance from Stone Cold where he offers a beer to Swagger. STUNNER. Cue Del Rio and Austin laughing it up and then show Del Rio putting cases of Corona in Stone Cold's truck. Have Jack Swagger do a "Luche Libre Challenge" where he promises to beat luchadors in 5 minutes or he will pay them $1,000,000 pesos (roughly $78,500). Del Rio costs him a match against Super Porky. Suddenly, La Parka comes out and beats the shit out of Zeb and Swagger with a chair. Del Rio then gives a bunch of money to La Parka as he moonwalks out of the arena. Then, they rip off the CM Punk/Jericho angle from last year and have Swagger act like he is completely baked and Del Rio orders a live drug test. Swagger then comes unglued and beats the shit out of them. He then pours his cup of clean piss down Del Rio's throat. Zeb Colter then grabs the mic and "I bet that still tastes better than any crappy imported beer! You better watch it, boy, because when you piss off WE THE PEOPLE, you will get PISSED ON and BEAT ON because WE'RE PISSED OFF AND NEED TO BEAT OFF!" Swagger then looks at Zeb awkwardly as Zeb slowly realizes what he said. Zeb then gets livid and beats the shit out of Ricardo and Del Rio with his belt. Booker T. announces that the World Heavyweight Championship match between Swagger and Del Rio will now be a LEATHER STRAP MATCH where not only the title will be on the line, but if Del Rio wins then Ricardo gets to beat Zeb Colter with a belt and if Swagger wins then Zeb gets to beat Ricardo with his belt. Del Rio wins, but Swagger ties Del Rio's arm to the bottom rope with the leather strap. Cue Dolph Ziggler and him cashing in the MITB contract. Last edited by James Steele; 02-21-2013 at 12:43 AM.