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**The lights go out and Dracula's music hits, the Count walks out on SSPW (Seasame Street Pro Wrestling) Nitro while Vince is on Raw**
JR: BAH GAWD ITS THE COUNT! WHAT IS HE DOING THERE!?
Count: Ah ah ah! I have aquired SSPW, Mr. Vince! Ah ah ah! I now OWN SSPW! Ah ah ah!
Vince: NO! IT CANT BE! YOU BASTARD!
Count: Ah ah ah... And let me introduce you to the man who will help me take over WWE, ah ah ah... The... **Numbers come on the Titian Tron** 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... FIVE Time SSPW champion... ELMO!
**Elmo comes out to the Ring**
Elmo: Elmo will kill you!
**Elmo and Count walk out**
Count: Ah ah ah, before I got, we've got 4 words for ya... I LIKE TO COUNT!
Okay, that pretty much sucked...
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