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I wrote a wrestling promo
I have been writing some wrestling promo's, here is 1 I wrote.
"You know, everyone wants to be me. But you know what? No one is me except me. You wanna be me? Well u aint me because you're you, and you know what people say about you? They say that you suck! That's why everyone wants to be me and not you because everyone sucks except me! But you know, you try so hard to be you and to try to be me but the only thing that happens is that you become more like you and less like me. Because I don't try to be you, I can only be me and I am so much better than you are. Not just you in particular, but all of you. Every single one of you. You are all just wanna be me, but u isnt me, you aint even close to me.
Now every night when I come to the ring and I stare into the eye of my opponent, I see you. You stare back and you see me. But you don't see me because you're too stupid to see me. Instead you see your doom but you also see your role model. Because at the end of the day when I'm pinning your shoulders to the mat, the last thought that goes through your head before the bill rings is, "I wish I was not who I am. I wish I was you".
But you never will be me.
The only person that's me is me, and all of you are just garbage. Human biological garbage.
Nothing changes and never will.
That's why I reign! "
What do u guys think of this promo?
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