Haven't read any of them, so don't mean to rip anyone off.
Bubba could tune out the heckling, but when a fan ran by and stole his shorts, Bubba had had enough.
Hardcore as he was, even D-Von got a little woozy from his close-up of Bubb and Rico's Triple H/Stephanie impression.
Tension mounted as Heyman prepared to swallow the 64th microphone. Only one more and he'd break the record!
Stephanie's make-up order was here.
OR
Paul London's appearance on SmackDOWN! proved that he had indeed been buried.
Eddie didn't appreciate Danny grabbing Little Eddie while Doug called it a homo.
Eddie's Triple Sunburst Splash was a big hit with the fans as well as God.
The referee signs to a deafened Spike that he must talk to Kenzo's hand or face the consequences.
"And THAT is why you should never try to peak at the salad dressing!!"
Frustration struck when it finally occurred to Mr. Gore that he in fact did NOT invent the internet.
Rey didn't appreciate Brian using his telekinetic powers to shoot Mysterio through the roof.
OR
Rey Mysterio amazes fans even more by jumping his invisible skateboard through Hebner's outstretched arms and over Chavo Classic.
Thing: "LOOK! REY IS MISSING A NIPPLE!!!!"
Indeed, nothing turned Luther on more than making other people smell his armpits while he posed in the nude.
Uncle Sam's Extreme Makeover was spectacular, to say the least.
It was awkward and uncomfortable, thought the ref, but
someone had to give RVD his mid-match butt cheek massage.
Renee was just about to hit a standing hilo when his right leg suddenly gave out and he pulled a Nash.
Taker was quite pissed when he found out people had been calling him Van Helsing.
OR
Never... make the Undergraper angry...
Taker was quite swept up in the passion and fury of... the
Dance!
After the show is over, Mark kindly helps with putting away the Cena mannequins.