...And NWA will never revive so long as it keeps booking fossils like The Original Shiek to go over up-and-coming talent for the NWA Heavyweight Title, or even for regional titles on that matter! Flippy McFlip should go over Stabby McStab once in a while!!!
...Like it's SO HARD to knock that piece of wood out of Shiek's hand.

Farhat must dip his sharps in mildly paralytic poison to immobilize those he stabs to just keep on standing there like pin cushions waiting patiently for their next puncture.