WWE Champion The Rock vs. John Cena
Winner: Cena
How: Pin
Move: AA after outside distraction from Jonny Ace.
The Undertaker vs. CM Punk
Winner: Undertaker
How: Pinfall
Move: Tombstone Piledriver x2
Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar (No Holds Barred Match; If Lesnar wins, Triple H must retire)
Winner: Triple H
How: Pinfall
Move: Sledgehammer Shot, Sweet Chin Music, Pedigree in that order.
World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger
Winner: Del Rio
How: Submission
Move: Cross Arm Breaker
Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show vs. The Shield
Winner: The Shield
How: Pinfall
Move: Triple Powerbomb
Who scores the pin? Ambrose
Who gets pinned? Orton
Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett vs. The Miz (Interactive Pre-Show Match)
Winner: The Miz
How: Submission
Move: Figure 4
Ryback vs. Mark Henry
Winner: Ryback
How: Pinfall
Move: Shellshock
WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston
Winner: Team ZigE
How: Pinfall
Move: Zig Zag
Who scores the pin? Ziggler
Who gets pinned? Daniel Bryan
BONUS (+25 pts. if correct) Will AJ be ejected from ringside? NO! NO! NO!
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Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
Winner: Fandango
How: Pinfall
Move: Whatever his fruity lame ass finisher is called.
Tons of Funk & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
Winner: Team Face
How: Pinfall
Move: Splash Attack
Who scores the pin? Naomi
Who gets pinned? Nikki Bella
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