Antonio Cesaro should become Antonio Bizzaro
He should start by walking out with a pot on his head and when he gets to the ring he takes the pot off and sits down on it and says, "You may not smell what I am cooking but you will see what I am doing!" Then he gets up and runs around shaking the pot and singing the Star Wars theme.
Then another wrestler comes out and says,
" Cesaro...yr so random!"
And Cesaro says, "I am not random, I am bizzare ! "
And then he rips out a chest hair and throws it at his opponent and knocks him out!
Ko by chest hair! Antonio Bizzaro Cesaro wins!
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