Originally Posted by big_bluto

YEAR 2022:
RVD v HHH for WWE Title
The match is drawing to an exciting conclusion.....
RVD hits the rolling thunder in his farting wheelchair, HHH is sleeping on his back in the centre of the ring.
RVD gets the wheelchair into the corner and climbs to the top rope, the crowd are going mental, RVD sets up the finisher....

Five-star Frogsplash......CRACK!

JR: BAH-GAWD..*wheeze*......RVD-GOD-DAMN-BROKENHIP...*wheeze*....BBQSAUCE
King:..............puppies?............I've peepee'd.



NONE OF THIS MATTERS AS LONG AS RVD GETS THE TITLE!