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Originally Posted by Penner
I don't get what kind of chirp this is.
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I'm saying your band sounds like it's trying to be Alexisonfire, who were an amazing band, and you are failing horribly. I made this observation through a humourous lens relating to necrophilia, a form of societal deviance that involves sexual intercourse with dead bodies. I chose this particular lens because now that Alexisonfire is broken up, they are "dead". Because a corpse is dead, I suppose you cannot technically rape it, as it can neither say yes or not, but rape was still best descriptor I could come up with for your sound, so I went with it.
Allow me to try this again in layman's terms: your band is extremely unpleasant to listen to.
I hope this helps you figure out the hidden meaning behind my terribly cutting quip.