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Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro... bro... will you please explain to me how I can have a life as great as yours? How does one begin popping bottles week to week? I for one love to pop bottles as much as the next bro, but bro, how does one pop bottles and enjoy table service at tier 1 clubs week to week bro? I really want to have a sick as hell fun lifestyle, be socially successful, be living the dream, etc., so that I can then continually brag about it on internet forums, instead of actually living my sick as hell fun lifestyle.
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