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So Jay Briscoe has a match against BJ Whitmer on Saturday for the belt. I'm guessing to appease the gay fans they'll have Briscoe lay down for a BJ in the middle of the ring, one-two-three, new champion.
The fans will then get in the ring and celebrate with Whitmer and all 10 fans will gang rape him in the middle of the ring while chanting "this is awesome" and "match of the year."
Stand in the face of adversity!
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