[Immortal Moose]

Originally Posted by Grantland Monday's episode of Raw opened with a dance-off between upstart ballroom brawler Fandango and vet Chris Jericho, who did a turn on Dancing With the Stars during one of his numerous WWE hiatuses. Fandango was resplendent in fluorescent tiger-stripe tights and matching vest; Jericho was playing it cool in an A-shirt and black slacks, and the ring mat had been covered with a parquet floor, or some facsimile thereof. Needless to say, the contest didn't reach its conclusion; Fandango's dance partner, Summer Rae, went down with a twisted ankle, and when Jericho went to check on her, Fandango attacked. The sprain had been a hoax. If you spaced out reading that last paragraph, imagine how the average WWE viewer felt. I had dozed off briefly before the show and when I woke up to this, I thought I was still dreaming. I rubbed my eyes and checked Twitter to make sure I was seeing what everybody else was seeing. This was the last episode of Raw before the Extreme Rules pay-per-view — this was the go-home show — and they were leading off with a dance-off? How the hell did we get here? ...

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