Bubba: Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
D-Von: Dammit, Rico, you SWORE to me that the Divas would be here to play Twister.
D-Von: Paul, it's great to be champs again, but WHY did you have to give Bubba Stacy's old camo skirt to wear?
Paul: E.T. Phone home
Since the truck with the wading pool hadn't arrived yet, officials had to move quickly to find someplace to move the Divas' mud wrestling match to.
Suzuki: Hold your head up and PROJECT! Now, once again...
Spike: BanZAAAAAII!
Suzuki: Better.
JBL: Don't make me mad or I'll take out this chaw of tobacco and throw it at you.
I've been chewing for so long I've got a hole in my lip now, just like Mick Foley did after HIAC.
Rey: Ha! See, Chavo? I can beat you even WITHOUT my dentures!
Taker: Roses really smell like poo-poooooo
Taker: I SAID, Your roses really smell like poo-pooooo
RVD: Easy bro, those weren't roses.
Taker: Never mind, RVD. I found what the stink REALLY was...