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KID #1: Earth!
KID #2: Wind!
KID #3: Water!
KID #4: Fire!
KID #5: Heart!
VOICE: When your powers combine, I am--
KIDS: Triple H?!? We wanted Captain Planet!
HHH: No, you didn't. I'm the greatest superhero there is.
KID #3: No, you're not. You're lazy, and your mic skills have become subpar.
KID #2: And you have an ugly face.
VOICE: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ric Flair comes in and kills the kids.
HHH: Jesus, Naitch, why'd you do that?
FLAIR: He said "face!"
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