[Krow]

Originally Posted by ColdwaVer Month Three: "The Talk" Faced with explaining the birds and the bees, both Kane and Matt do the sensible thing: let Mommy handle it and go to a bar. Lita, meanwhile, botches The Talk and ends up teaching the group of fifth grade students to remove creosote from a chimeny. Consequently none of these children goes on to ever have sex. Month Nine: The Birth Lita finally gives birth. In a stunning and nonsensical turn, Rikishi is announced as the father. He claims he did it for the Rock, at which point it is discovered that he has been smoking weed with Jeff Hardy for years. They go on to become Tag Team Champions. Matt, Kane, and Lita are buried so far that they strike oil, and the child becomes the youngest superstar to ever job to HHH.

Had me in stitches.