[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to what has quickly become one of the best PPVs of the year. Welcome to Money in the Bank! You guys know the rules by this point. If you didn't sign up at the start of the year, don't bother posting any picks.

As co-winners of Payback, Nicky Fives, Smelly Meatball, and The Gold Standard can collaborate among themselves to pick up to two bonus matches. Because really, more than two bonus matches is silly.

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Mark Henry

Winner: Mark Henry
How: Countout
Move: Cena is counted out (if move needed World Strongest Slam probably through table, but just WSS is the move I choose)

World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler

Winner: Alberto Del Rio
How: Pin
Move: Superkick

Money in the Bank All-Stars

Winner (75 points): Daniel Bryan

World Heavyweight Championship Contract Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner (75 points): Wade Barett

The Miz vs. Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel

Winner: Curtis Axel
How: Pinfall
Move: (Now You're Gonna see) a Perfect Plex!

Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Kaitlyn

Winner: AJ Lee
How: Submission
Move: Black Widow

Chris Jericho vs. Ryback

Winner: Cryback
How: Pinfall
Move: Shell Shock

WWE Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. The Usos (Kickoff Match)

Winner: The Shield
How: Pin
Move: Blackout
Who scores the pin? Rollins
Who gets pinned? Yeah right how can you tell them apart? Fuck it JIMMY.