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Two wrestlers are working a match in the ring. One hits an amazing shooting star press, but there's no reaction.
WORKER #1: What's going on? The crowd should be jumping!
WORKER #2: This can only be the work of...
Begin opening montage.
ANNOUNCER: The Heat Vacuum!
Theme music kicks in.
ANNOUNCER: By day, Sean Waltman is a mild-mannered scrawny little loser who used to date that big chick from Playboy. But, by night he becomes... Echo-y voice The Heat Vacuum!
Vacuum-Pac does a run-in on the workers' match.
ANNOUNCER: Able to silence an entire audience with a single appearance!
Vacuum-Pac fights Chris Jericho.
ANNOUNCER: Able to draw a lackluster match from even the top talents!
Vacuum-Pac flexes in the mirror.
ANNOUNCER: More pitiful than a Jeff Hardy fan!
Vacuum-Pac stands triumphant in the midst of a sleeping arena.
ANNOUNCER: He's...the Heat Vacuum!
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