The storm, dubbed "Hurricane Hunter," seemed to go straight for the cruiserweights as it began its path of destruction...
"What's that, Ropey? Timmy's in the well?"
Business was booming on the ol' Jobber Express.
Steve Austin made his return to wrestling as Stonacold-san, the beer drinking camo ninja.
Heyman had good news. D'von had a spastic colon, yeah, but Bubbah had just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
The Abominable Snowman was pissed. Where WAS the cream filling?
Ohohoho...I think we both know where the cream filling went.
Jesse "The Body" Ventura makes his shocking return to wrestling.
...FATALITY!
He lies, he cheats, he owns a giant robobird of death.
Everyone just rolled their eyes as JBL called CNBC a homo.
The ref told Undertaker to cut it out--now was no time to be sitting on the glass ceiling.
The writers were quickly reminded why they hadn't pushed interpretive dance before.
Damn that filet minot. Damn it to HELL.