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Old 06-25-2004, 09:46 AM   #222
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Shawn Michaels's theme song parody, "Sexy Jobber"

Taken from Wrestling Scenes from a Hat.

(Girls in background) No, No, No, Shawn!

I think i'm old,
I know I'm balding.
I got the looks,
That turn TVs off.
I got the moves,
That make 'em snore.
I Send snores all over the arena.

I'm just a old has-been.
(old has-beeeeeeeeeen)
I'm the Heartbreak Kid
(Heartbreak kid)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I make 'em snore,
I make 'em bored.
They will get sleepy,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me blade,
They hear me talk.
I make 'em feel,
Like they're in dreamland.

I'm just a huge jobber.
(Huge jobber)
I will not win the match
(the matchhhhh)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I'm feuding with Trips girls.
Hands off the remotes

I'm just a old has-been.
(Has-been)
I job like Funaki
(Fu-nakiiiiiii)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I am so damn over.
(Damn over)
But I lose all my matches
(My matchessssssss)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I'm just an old has-been.
(old has-been)
The Blood Bank's enemy.
(enemyyyyyyyyyy)
I'm feuding with Trips here
(Trips here)
So please let me job
(me jobbbbbbbbb)
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