Source: Guy at the laundromat
-Guy that does his own laundry at the laundromat and is pretty tight said that Alex Riley and Cody Rhodes were caught buying Pizza and farting on random chicks at a restaurant in Los Angeles. This could explain the reason why Riley was written out of T.V. 15 or so weeks ago and Cody Rhodes has yet to comment on Twitter where I steal the rest of my news from and jerk off to ODB pictures while my sister looks at me.
-Also, rumors are swirling about Yokozuna and Owen Hart having an innovative return Casket match at WMXXX, but my sources were unable to clarify if this were able to happen, I mean 2Pac came back from hiatus, why can't some other 90s stars re-emerge. My sister put her hair in ponytails today.
***TNA'S DIXIE CARTER IN A MUST-SEE BIKINI SHOOT, PLUS HULK HOGAN FINDS HIS SON DOING HIS DAUGHTER, WHOA BROTHER***