The Schmucker Stable- ESTHER: The femme fatale of the show, Esther is always scheming to figure out ways to increase her station in the community. She wants her brother John to take over Levi's position, which used to be her father's. She's not afraid to use her feminine wiles to get what she wants either. In the first season she seduced Levi, had an affair with Jolin and is rumored to have done something with Merlin as well.
Heisenberg's breakdown: The main diva of Amish Mafia, Esther kind of gives you the deceitful and smart side of evil that is needed to keep you glued to her when she is running wild all over people's asses. She seduces Amish men with her workrate and sweet knitting abilities. She forms mini-stables that knit with her and tell her things. Her brothers are fuck ups within the community and she is cutting promos like her career depends on it to prove to everyone that she is the real deal Holyfield of the land.
- JOHN: Esther's simple brother, John has a lot of ambition but knows he doesn't have the sharpest wit. He leaves most of the planning to Esther, and with good reason. John is always getting in trouble and even his best laid plans never turn out right. In the first season he managed to anger both Levi and Merlin, meaning he's now a don-wannabe without a mafia.
Heisenberg's breakdown: John turned heel on Levi last season and joined up with Merlin. He ended up in jail between season 1 and 2 and is totally not ready to manage himself in a feud at all. Mafucka can't even stay in a stable, let alone clean the poop from his poopypants. Unless he starts producing for his sister soon, I can see John's run in anything important coming to a dangerous end.
- FREEMAN: The brother of Esther and John, Freeman doesn't talk much. He is rumored to be possessed by demons and has mastered the "crazy eyes" look.
Heisenberg's breakdown: Man, this guy right here debuting in vignette fashion. Similar to the Wyatt vignettes that ran, minus all the wait. He shot onto the scene straight up in the first season 2 episode and apparently he is unstable and might break a lot of shit in the coming episodes. Potential to be a fan-favorite who is supposed to be vilified.