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**Curd** · 08-18-2013, 06:29 AM

Union 2013 will be:
Daniel Bryan
Dolph Ziggler
Mark Henry
Kofi Kingston
MMA-style Santino Marella, if he's still employed
Brie Bella

Zack Ryder applies but is politely told he cannot afford membership dues. Ryder turns heel and joins the Wyatt Family ala jobbers joining Raven's Flock in WCW because he appears well adjusted but is really a misfit. Ryder then dresses like a misfit to wear his heart on his sleeve.

Drew McIntyre also joins the Wyatts and adopts a Gothic appearance. Jinder and Heath form the tag team SlaterMahal, an ode to Slater-Kinney and Hall & Oates. SlaterMahal win the Tag Titles in a four-way scramble involving the Usos, the Shield, and Tons of Funk (as the PTP have already split by this hypothetical time).

08-18-2013, 06:29 AM	#18
Curd The Will & The Whey Posts: 2,580	Union 2013 will be: Daniel Bryan Dolph Ziggler Mark Henry Kofi Kingston MMA-style Santino Marella, if he's still employed Brie Bella Zack Ryder applies but is politely told he cannot afford membership dues. Ryder turns heel and joins the Wyatt Family ala jobbers joining Raven's Flock in WCW because he appears well adjusted but is really a misfit. Ryder then dresses like a misfit to wear his heart on his sleeve. Drew McIntyre also joins the Wyatts and adopts a Gothic appearance. Jinder and Heath form the tag team SlaterMahal, an ode to Slater-Kinney and Hall & Oates. SlaterMahal win the Tag Titles in a four-way scramble involving the Usos, the Shield, and Tons of Funk (as the PTP have already split by this hypothetical time).