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1. Blackjack Bigot: And I even forgave him on the whole Heil Hitler bit. His Nazi salute doesn't make him a racist, his racism makes him a racist. But don't let him read this, I'm just an internet geek whom Bradshaw beat up and trapped in a locker before pounding on it with a crowbar, and I've never done anything athletic in my life past carrying a box full of my Star Trek videos or something.
2. Hardcore Holly: Dues shmoos. The guy is probably bitter because he's never gotten a decent and sustaned push, and the fact he's a few years off being bald.
3. Stephanie McMahon-Hearst-Helmsley: She's very attractive but oh good, listening her coming on the show to scream for half an hour at a time makes me want to jab several rusty nails into my head.
4. Jim Warrior: Just shut up.
5. Lex Luger: He was (probably) really good in the WBF though. The guy has no passion for the business, he just wants to go out to the ring, flex his muscles a bit, and expects to win every match and be paid heavily for it.
6. Chyna: She'll never be back? My heart bleeds. Seriously, you people really need to read her book, it's a riot.
7. Undertaker: The notion of a comeback grabbed me. His turning it into a re-enactment of the opening credits to Bonanza makes me not care again. You may as well retire now.
8. Kane Knight: For hating Coach.
9. Sable: Is leather woman gone yet? She's got a big ego and I don't even find her attractive anymore.
10: Vince Russo: Russo fanboys can go choke for all I care. The guy had about two or three good ideas and took credit for several more. Anyone who comes up with some of the junk he has and honestly thinks it's a good idea needs to be beaten in the face with a large trout.
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