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Originally Posted by Dirtyunderweartaker
FEROCIOUS,
YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER, BUT NOT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE, IT'S JUST THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IT, AND THAT IS WHAT IS SSSOOOO SADDD 
YOU SIT THERE ON YOUR LITTLE COMPUTER, PROBABLY WEIGH A HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS, AND JACK OFF TO ANIMAL PORN AT NIGHT, WE KNOW.
SSSSHHHH. I WON'T TELL THE OTHERS.
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THE GARBAGE ON THIS FORUM SERIOUSLY, LIKE YOUR LIFE, IT'S ALL JUST FUN AND GAMES, YOU SON OF A BITCH...
OOOHHHH YYYYYYYYESSSSS
C4G2 IS GOD  WE WILL BECOME ONE.... |
Hmm.........
* (Narrator: "That's when tucsonspeed6 saw dirtyunderweartaker. He knew there was fishy about the whole thing. How could this situation happen at the exact same moment that this guy showed up? And with the all caps, it was almost a dead giveaway. So, taking his bicicle tire pump, he inserted it into dirtyunderweartaker's mouth and bent him over. It only took about three pumps onto the tire pump, but sure enough, a huge explosion of fecal matter and other assorted objects fired from dirtyunderweartaker's rectum.
"Aha!" tucsonspeed6 called out as he found his missing bowling pin from the debris. He spoke directly to the pin. "What were you doing, associating yourself with this guy....er, gay....I mean....guy?" and with a rubber glove, he picked up the bowling pin and began to place it with the other nine, to finish his game.
That was when dirtyunderweartaker dived in desperation, grabbing the pin from tucsonspeed6's gloved hand. Dirtyunderweartaker wrapped his legs around the pin and cuddled it affectionately, licking it and sucking on the tip. "Baby, don't ever leave me!" he spoke to it. His hand reached into his pocket and lingered as he spoke to the pin. "It's time to come home, baby." he said as he bent over and positioned the pin between his buttocks.
tucsonspeed6 shuddered at the sight and turned to spare himself the horror. But it was yet another life lesson he had to learn. There are some people out there, like dirtyunderweartaker, who were just too messed up to live. tucsonspeed6 pitied him. But help was out of his reach. He walked away sadly as dirtyunderweartaker grunted loudly and howled in erotic rage behind him." *