My Predictions:
JBL attempts yet again to sell me propane and propane accessories, yet I decline....and shoot my tv.
I have to agree with hulkamania on RVD. The WWE will once again show that they have no balls to do anything original and will keep RVD a face forever and ever and we'll all get more and more bored with him.
Taker fights the dudleys, Heyman asks "Are you sure you want to do that" and has his thumb over the button to pour the cement. Then Taker lets the dudleys start winning. Heyman waves his finger over the button. Taker then grabs a chair and walks up the ramp apparently going to attack heyman. The dudleys attack, but get beaten down. Heyman holds up the urn, but Taker simply bats it away. Heyman gets a scared look on his face, and taker yanks the button away from him. THe crowd goes nuts, but then Taker pushes the button himself!!! he voulentarily buries paul bearer and aligns himself with heyman. (Sure, we've all just witnessed a murder on live tv....but for some reason nothing gets done about it.)
Chavo's dad makes me pull out my gun and aim it threateningly at the tv....but I know I'd rather save the bullet for JBL.
Neither Torrie nor Sable get naked, and I get pissed off...but then I grab the Torrie playboy issue and forget about the match.
Kenzo Suzuki and Billy Gun bore me.....then I start checking out Suzuki's Geesha and lose myself in the match wondering what rice pie tastes like
Bob Holly proves once again that he doesn't deserve to be on television PERIOD.
Haas boggles my mind when I wonder why in the hell he's poking Jackie Gayda. That ho is nasty!