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Regional feds can keep their bizarre fixations such as what fans and bookers of JAPW and IWA Midsouth seem to possess. There would be scant commercial value on national television for the following that have happened in regional feds:
*** "Lowlife" Louie Ramos orgasms when getting stabbed half to death by his idols the Original Sheik and Abdullah the Butcher in consecutive squash matches in JAPW.
*** "Reckless Youth" Tom Carter stops winning titles and reinvents himself as a "comedy wrestler" who gets pinned by 75-year old Fabulous Moolah in an intergender tag match between himself and "Boulder" Don Montoya versus Moolah and Mae Young in some no-name fed. Carter then enthusiastically blogs about how much punishment he delivered to Moolah and Young but dismisses the ending as "a funny kick to the balls which sometimes happens in a comedy match".
*** Ian Rotten and Mickie Knuckles beat the blood out of each other in a barefoot thumbtacks match in IWA Midsouth, with Knuckles doing the honors to put over her longtime mentor.
*** CZW's annual Tournament of Death. Am I watching a slasher film or a no-disqualification pro wrestling match?
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