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Originally Posted by Chuck Jones
Anyways, the reason I feel JBL is credible is because we were all getting sick of Acolyte Bradshaw, Justin Hawk Bradshaw, Blackjack Bradshaw, APA Bradshaw, Gay Cowboy Bradshaw, and just about every character that he was in his stint. He proved himself good on the mike since becoming the character, and he proved all of us wrong at Judgement Day. He did have a good match. I can only see him holding the champion until next week on Smackdown.
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That doesn't make any sense at all.
You say that Bradshaw has had nothing but shitty gimmicks his entire career, but now his gimmick is only half as shitty, and he had ONE good match (against a guy who could probably wrestle a penguin and make it entertaining), so all of a sudden he's deserving of the WWE Championship?
Bradshaw is an asshole, first of all. The idiotic things he says about internet wrestling fans proves that he is an asshole (i.e. "you've probably never even kissed a girl, you fat, lazy, unathletic geeks").
Bradshaw is not good on the mic. Just because he can insult Mexicans and ramble off redneck insults doesn't make him good on the mic.
Bradshaw is not a good worker. He's fat, slow, unimaginative with his offense (his god damn finish is a clothesline), doesn't sell very well, and simply cannot put on a good main event without someone carrying him all the way. Why do you think he's been in a tag team for most of his career?
Bradshaw does not deserve the WWE Title. Eddie Guerrero was doing a perfectly fine job as champion, and was really one of the only things bringing any credibility to the Smackdown brand. Sure, maybe now they can do a title-chase angle with Bradshaw and Eddie, but it won't be entertaining. And why?
Well, re-read my post, jackass.