RVD: Screw this Frenchman! I'm going to TNA!
Taker: Howdya work this here TITY machine?!
Torrie: Hey guys! Wanna be with a REAL woman?
Spike: Sure. Know where we can find her?
Meanwhile, the ref is still hoping that Taker can work the machine.
Rey can only take so much of Chavo asking if he knows Spiderman.
"Hi,I'm WWE Superstar Eddie Guerrero. If you have recently jobbed a title to a uber-pushed jackass with barely a talent,call this number that will appear on the screen. Operators are standing by.. oh, a caller by the name 'Heribo' is it?"