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Originally Posted by deadlyheaven
Better yet, he should go into Israel and wave a Palenstinian flag around the arena. Then exclaim that there's a car bomb on the left side of the arena so everybody should run away as fast as they can if they value their lives. In the middle of the chaos he'd yell "SYKE!" and laugh his ass off. He would then start issueing open challenges to any non-americans and sqaush them all. Hitler would then come back from the grave and join him in his dominance.
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ahh, but you see, there's more to this. Since Bradshaw's title reign will be a long one, similar to Triple H's last World Heavyweight run, then the story has just got started
After the "car bomb fisco" Hitler would get all bitchy about his contract, just like Hogan, so Vince would have no choice but to give Hitler his due. Hitler would then be forced to wear a Mr. Germania mask. A poll on the internet hits: "WHO IS MR. GERMANIA?" Poll results from WWE fans would reveal Mr. Germania to be Bastion Booger. Vince then fires Hitler from the WWE.
After more anti-gay remarks from Bradshaw, the infamous "I REMEMBER" note surfaces again. Thinking that it's Stevie Ray's, Booker T starts getting all shook, so he takes a brief hiatus, similar to Chavo Classic. No showing to house shows etc. Booker T's dead body was later to be found in a ditch on Interstate 5 right outside Tulsa, Oklahoma.
A WHO KILLED Booker T angle is set for the fall of 2005.
The man who killed Booker T reveals clues. And he claims to be JBL's bum buddy in the past. JBL, who is suposed to be RIGHT WING, is embrassed by these alligations. The murderer, says that he will reveal himself soon enough and he goes on about how JBL was probably the most homosexual man backstage, so he uses the JBL gimmick to cover up his "real self"
At Wrestlemania 22, JBL main events once again, this time against The Undertaker. The murderer in a black mask costs Undertaker the match ending his Wrestlemania undefeted streak. JBL retains and they both hug. SWERVE! The guy takes off his outfit to reveal a Rainbow shirt and tights. He removes his mask. Yup...
It's Ron Simmons!