Given I never watched the GAB because I suspected it might be crap, then these captions may be;
1. Crapper than the GAB
2. Contain a recurring theme
Be warned.......
Ref: Don't do the dance.
Rene: Eet ees de French Teeckler.
Ref: No. That's the name of my wifes vibrator.
Rene: I know.
Ref: What?
When RVD's split legged moonsault resulted in a torn crotch garment, the homo in the red shirt couldn't help but leap to his feet in joy.
Booker cutting a promo usually results in wrestlers sleeping backstage, but this one was just too boring.
While Rene shagged Rob, the ref gave Booker T a handjob.
Meanwhile Cena was 'choking on T's nuts'.
Worst time to break into a rendition of 'Night Fever' ever.
After Booker T fell asleep during his own promo, John was kind enough to help him to the back.
Sadly, Booker T is heavier than he looks and John dropped him.
That WWE and their wacky laws of gravity!
Rey faking an injury so as to distance himself from the worst PPV ever.
Chavo trying to look impressive failed miserably as the ref did one-handed pushups in the ring.
Chavo trying to explain to Charles Robinson how you manage to fit a cruiserweight into a shoebox.
619? That's not the number for pizz*THUD*.
Chavo tumbles, still trying to decide on the mushrooms.
Chavo: Can you see it now?
Rey: no.
Chavo: What about now?
Rey: There's no pizza coming, dude.
Chavo: What was all that 619 shit?
Rey: It's a move.
Chavo: But I want pizza
WWE Creative didn't believe that Rey looked strange enough with a mask on, so they gave him the CW title to wear as a collar.
Next week sees the introduction of the gimp chain.
Was this worth the $2 of your $35 PPV?
Torrie Wilson in a bikini?
Kenzo: Does anyone give a shit who wins this match?
Billy*Trying to raise hand.....gives up*: Nope.
Torrie: That's the bastard that airbrushed my playboy photos!
Torrie *thinking*: I bet nobody knows I'm actually Goldbird!
Holly: Does anyone give a shit who wins this match?
Mordecai*Trying to raise hand.....gives up*: Nope.
Eddie once again gets landed with the job of dragging dead weight around the arena.
Angle: You are the worst main-eventer since Bob Holly!
Eddie: Me?
Angle: No. That idiot with the belt!
I KILLED SMACKDOWN! I KILLED SMACKDOWN!
Heyman: Honestly, I paid by cheque! Now pour the cement please!
The reason D'von cuts his sleeves off is because his full T shirt reads:
D'Von: AVAILABLE to suck BALLS
Undertaker shows the crowd his new gimmick: AIR GUITAR!