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Old 12-07-2013, 08:52 AM   #23
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Originally Posted by James Steele View Post
It's a bit easier to squeeze your cheeks sitting in a board room than it is taking bumps.
An average match in WWE last what? 4-5 minutes? Plus a couple for entrances and a few for exits? Let's say ten minutes from curtain to curtain on average. Is it really that impressive that a bunch of grown men can control their bowels for less time than it takes to watch an episode of Robot Chicken?

I get their on the road a lot, but it's not like these guys are making late night Taco Bell runs. They're job is 10 minutes a day being a wrestler, and 23 hours a day maintaining their bodies. Hell Baseball players are on the road just as much, and they spend even longer stretches of time out in right field or wherever.

I know taking a bump can be jarring, and comes with more physical exertion than your average activity, but common, if you can't predict a poo more than a couple minutes before you head out there, you are in trouble.
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