With much greater talent like John Cena and Eddie Guerrero on Smackdown, wrestling fans are left to wonder why HHH used the invisible crucifix on Renee Dupree.
Renee: Rob, you are supposed to do the frog splash from the top rope to the mat! Fucking stoner.
Cena's sneeze was enough to knock all three men senseless.
Brian Hebner wears a Ronald Reagan mask in honor of his recent passing.
After Booker chokeslammed his opponents, he had nothing left to do but chokeslam himself.
Eddie definitely needs to give Booker a lesson on how to lift a wallet.
Ref: *talking on loudspeaker, with hands on hips*
MWA HA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!
Cena: Wait a minute, Booker wasn't going for my wallet. He stole my mojo!
*Ref puts pinky on his lips*
Those weren't very good, hopefully I can do better ones tomorrow.