"Hold on! You mean Vince actually IS letting a Nazi win a title that I used to hold???"
Bradshaw winning the WWE title was so bad, Eddie went back to drugs.
Alex Wright (on the Titantron): "Dammit! If only I'd come on board when WCW was bought, I could be WWE champion!!!"
Van Helsing didn't appreciate Mr. Hyde's jeering.
Leave it to Heyman to take entertainment to the next level by attempting to consume a whole cement truckload of cream filling.
Offscreen: "But Paul! The oatmeal will help lower your cholesterol!"
Bearer: "
LOWER cholesterol? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
It occurred to Heyman that maybe he needed some glasses when he went to smack Bubba in the cheek and missed.
Leave it to the Undertaker to hold TWO men down.
Taker: "You mean I could have just been a NAZI instead of a stupid cowboy and I'd be WWE champ by now???"
In the comedic segment of the night, Taker shows off his backwards ventriloquist abilities by unveiling Bubba, the Talking Dummy.
Taker: "Not that I mind this, ya know, but wrong cream filling."
Indeed, there was nothing more patriotic than having KISS run in and destroy the Dudleys' credibility even more by pinning them and winning the WWE Tag Titles.
Undertaker simulates the flash of an idea O.J. Simpson had the night he went to Nicole's house ten years ago...
"Okay, so this is the lever I pull to officially bury the credibility of the WWE Title, right?"
At this moment, Paul was starting to regret coming on Fear Factor.
The highlight of the night was the unveiling of the world's largest marshmellow.