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A date with the Big Show:
Scenario:
Candle lit dinner for two, exclusive restaurant, Big Show is having a date with a total fan. This girl is hot, foxy and dressed provocatively, and is totally dying to get into Show's pants.
They're eating food, drinking wine, and exchanging meaningful glances across the table, she's trying to play footsie, he doesn't notice because he's too busy eating the desert trolley, and as they leave, she walks alongside him with her hand on his ass, explaining to him in great detail how she is going to take him back to her room, and do lots and lots of depraved and perverted things to him, how it'll be a night he'll never forget, how she's already turned on, etc.
So they get back to the room, and she starts to undress, silk stockings, etc, not much else on really, gorgeous figure and Show is getting ready for it.
She pushes him back on the bed, nice and gentle, and explains to him how she can't wait for foreplay, but has to have him now, and the Big Show delivers the classic line;
" Can you make sure you shove my belly back up towards my chest, otherwise it'll slide back down and push you off my knob"
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