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Originally Posted by Always450
Randy Orton breaks away from Evolution
As the days and weeks go on and on with Triple H manipulating Eugene, Randy is starting to seriously doubt that Triple H had the best idea when he made Eugene an unofficial member of Evolution. (It’s not like the WWE isn’t already setting up this possibility. Just look at Randy’s face when he’s in the ring with Triple H and Eugene) There’s a backstage confrontation between Triple H and Randy Orton. Randy tells Hunter that it’s one thing to use a poor kid like Eugene, but it’s a whole new thing when you bring him into Evolution, the stable with the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton. The key word Randy uses to describe Eugene is annoying.
Hunter: Yes, I know he’s annoying… but he’s still of value to Evolution.
Randy: Value to evolution? More like a value to you. Do you have any idea what he’s doing to the image of evolution?
*extended argument out for a few mins, start to yell at each other*
*enter Uncle Eric*
Eric: What the HELL is going on here?
Hunter: Seems Randy over here doesn’t understand how valuable your nephew is.
Randy: Valuable? That kid is annoying!
*silence, as Eric and Hunter agree*
Eric: Maybe you just need to spend some more time with him…
Randy: Hey! No! No! No! I am NOT going to have a match with him!
Eric: I didn’t say you were going to have a match with him, did I? I just want you to spend some time with him. I want you to be his playmate. Just for a week, so you know what I’ve been put through, and so you know what Triple H has been put through.
Randy: And if I don’t?
Eric: Then next week, it’ll be Randy Orton, defending his Intercontinental title, against KANE!
*scene fades out, have a little bit later on in the show as Eugene goes up to Randy, excitedly talking about how they’ll get to hang out, and Randy just says yes, reluctantly. Eugene talks about his favorite wrestler, Triple H, and how great it is to be a member of Evolution*
NEXT WEEK!!!
Triple H enters the arena in a limo with Ric Flair and Batista. Randy and Eugene show up in a rental car. Randy seems miserable. Intro credits play, Sean O’Haire and Tommy Dreamer wrestler to a double DQ with a huge crowd pop, and then get buried due to Vince’s lack of logic. Backstage, we see Randy looking for Eric, take a break, then we get to Randy with Eric.
Eric: *laughing* So, did you have fun with my nephew?
Randy: NO! I didn’t! Do you have any idea what it’s like to share a rental car with someone like Eugene? Okay, the week is over, I learned my lesson…
*enter Eugene*
Eugene: UNCLE ERIC! UNCLE ERIC! I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH MY NEW FRIEND RANDY!
*Enter Hunter*
Eugene: Hunter! I had so much fun with my new friend Randy! He’s such a cool guy! The RKO is the Greatest! *mark out moment for LC*
Hunter: Is that so? Well… *Hunter and Eric make eye contact* How about you spend another week with him?
Randy: BUT!!!--
Eric: Sounds like a great idea!
Eugene: Yay! 
Eric: So, Eugene, what do you want to do?
Eugene: I wanna watch some footage of Triple H!!!
NEXT WEEK!!!
Same intro as before, only this time Randy is laughing, and Eugene seems somewhat sad. Backstage, we see Eugene and Hunter talk.
Eugene: Uhhhh… Hunter….
Hunter: Eugene, buddy, pal… What’s up?
Eugene: What’s a pig pen match? And how does one get their butt handed to them?
Hunter: WHAT!?!?!?
Eugene: Randy was telling me about one time he saw you get your butt handed to you in a pig pen match.
Hunter: Randy….. *Hunter storms off*
Eugene: And why didn’t The Pedigree hurt The Warrior?
Later, Batista and Ric have a tag match. They leave Randy alone in the Evolution locker room. Triple H bursts through the door to see Randy Orton, grinning from ear to ear.
Hunter: Who the hell do you think you are, Orton?
Randy: You look angry… but don’t worry, it’s okay to be angry.
Hunter: Why did you tell Eugene about the pig pen match and the match with The Warrior?
Randy: I was just being Eugene’s friend. He wanted to talk about his former favorite wrestler, Triple H, so I talked about him.
Hunter: I thought we were coo… What do you mean former favorite wrestler?
Randy: Exactly what I said.
*Exit Hunter, scene fades away*
Later on, after Lita admits that Kanyon is really the father of her child (and hey, who betta than Kanyon?) Triple H comes out to the ring and calls out Eugene. Eugene comes out, very happy, but then seems to second guess going into the ring with Triple H.
Hunter: Hey Eugene, we’re friends, right?
Eugene: …I don’t know if I wanna be your friend… *HUGE POP!!!!*
Hunter: Why?
Eugene: I was talking to Randy, and he told me you’re really a mean person… he showed me clips of you making fun of me, of you talking to my Uncle Eric, and how you’re not as cool as I thought… And I have a new favorite wrestler…
Hunter: Well… Will Eugene’s NEW favorite wrestler come out to the ring?
*Evolution’s theme music plays, and out comes Randy Orton. Eugene is simply overcome with joy*
Hunter: You know Randy, you’re turning into a cocky asshole!
Randy:
Hunter: I have half a mind to boot you out of Evolution!
Randy:
Hunter: Get that stupid little grin off your face!
Randy:
Hunter: Eugene… Randy and I need to talk to each other, alone… Please leave… Hey, I’ll hold the ropes open for you.
*Hunter holds the ropes open for Eugene, but lets go of the ropes a second too soon, hitting poor Eugene in the love handle.*
Hunter: You better explain yourself!
Randy: What do I have to explain?
Hunter: I’ve busted my ass off in this business! I am not going to be treated with such disrespect from some kid like you! I picked you up from nowhere to make you part of Evolution! You’d be nothing without me! Whose side are you?
Randy:
Hunter: You know… Randy…
*Eric’s theme music hits, he hits the ramp, upset*
Eric: Listen! I won’t have that kind of feud within the franchise players of Monday Night Raw! Now you two need to shake hands, and realize that you two should be working as a unit, not against each other! Now I want you two to shake hands, right now!
*Hunter extends his hand, Randy accepts, they shake, Hunter tries to walk away, but Randy pulls Hunter in…
RKO!!!!!!
And unlike JBL, Randy is properly pushed to main event status!
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