[FourFifty]

Kane & Lita: Why are you dragging me down?


In another attempt to get some heat, Triple H tells Eugene every little detail about his little “home made video” with Steph.


HHH: Now Eugene, who stole the cream filling?


*and at home, Sean O’Haire got really pissed*
“Now I know that ratings aren’t the best, and I understand that everyone thinks that Triple H is over rated and JBL is a moron, and to rectify this we won’t do anything. We’ll just recycle the same crap every week and yet you’ll still watch for reasons that are unknown to me. Hey, don’t be pissed off at me. I’m not telling you anything that you don’t already know.”


Moral of the story: Don’t tell Batista to go on a low carb diet.


The WWE told Randy they want him to be a well rounded wrestler, but reciting Shakespeare and juggling invisible chainsaws is not what they had in mind.


Edge: And Lita calls this move the Sharpshooter!


Chris Jericho had to end it all after hearing that JBL won the title on SmackDown.


Randy successfully pulled off the “Swanton Ala Lita.”


Jericho: Come on Ref! Clean pin here! Trying to restore my credibility!
Ref: Be quite Chris! Lassie is trying to tell me something! What’s that girl… Jimmy is stuck in a burning well? LET’S GO!


The fashion police goes after Matt Hardy for crimes against fishnet.


To further his status as a heel Triple H holds Eugene down with his foot.


Batista: Have either of you seen where my credibility went?


Xtreme Shadow Puppets!


Steven Richards has gone too far this time…


Triple H watches SmackDown and chuckles at their self burring roster.


Rob Conway- French Sympathizer, Neo Nazi, Next WWE Champ.


And then Sgt Slaughter unveiled his secret tactics… He gave Rhyno a BIIIIIIG hug right before the match.


Sometimes just to have fun Triple H lowers the glass ceiling.


Kane was ordered to attend AA meetings after he called for a beer in mid match.


Chris: No! Kane! You can’t call for a beer in mid match!
Kane: But I’m soooo thirsty!!!


After this night Kane was forbidden to attempt the butt bump.


Kane broke town in tears when he learned who the real father of Lita’s baby is… The father of Lita’s baby is also the best man she has ever had in bed…. I mean, seriously, who betta than Kanyon?


Lita: So I was thinking, with this whole pregnancy story thingie, I know the bestest way to end it!
Kane: I’m listening…
Lita: Just drop it!
Kane: What?
Lita: Oh, like people remember the whole “I Still Remember” note?