HHH had Orton and Batista put a huge X on Eugene’s forehead so he knew just where to aim with the sledgehammer. Randy considered this rather clever. Batista was still trying to figure out where they were going to get a sledgehammer.
HHH: Eugene, did you just fart?
Eugene: No! It was the dog.
HHH: There's no dog out here.
Eugene: Um... ok, it was him! *giggles*
Even with the view clearly showing he was present, Eric denied his involvement and tried to blame Bush for the bombing of Raw.
Batista: I can see your roots man. You color your hair.
Jericho: Alright I admit it. I was going to take the Trash Stratus route and offer Vince anything. He seems to prefer blondes. Unfortunately I can’t get my implants until next month.
When Edge realized that Orton and Jericho’s rendition of Romeo and Juliet was a bust, he tried to pull Orton out of the ring. Randy insisted on finishing his death scene and plunged the invisible dagger into his chest.
Randy: I thought you said this wouldn’t hurt?!
Edge: And I thought I was blonde…
Jericho became excited as the giant UFO sucked him in with it’s tractor beam. This was a sure way to get above the glass ceiling!
Batista hit Randy so hard he literally lost his head.
Batista: Hey Jericho, from this angle you really
are a sexy beast.
Ref groaning: Oh God, now we’ll never hear the end of it.
Jericho: Yeah I am. Wait a minute...
When the WWE couldn’t find a greased pig to use for Hardy’s Farmboy gimmick, Vince said that Kane should take the pigs place since according to HHH he was due to be buried again anyway.
With the loss of his wrestling skills, HHH needed a hand up from Eugene to get above the glass ceiling.
Eugene: What are these?
Regal: Those are HHH’s balls.
Eugene: Cool. Another souvenir to add to my collection!
Eugene wasn’t sure what to think when Regal proved he really did have a third leg.
Eugene’s reaction when Orton and Batista informed him of what they had to do for HHH in order to join Evolution.
HHH’s reaction to Eugene’s reaction, when Orton and Batista informed him of what they had to do for HHH in order to join Evolution.
Conway: Man that better be your belt buckle that’s poking me in the back!
Slaughter: At my age do you actually think anything else is going to stick out past my stomach?
When Slaughter had an alzheimer’s episode and couldn’t remember where he was, La Resistance were kind enough to carry him backstage.
His reply to the casual forum “Post your orgasm face” thread…
Refusing to take the vacant jobber spot, Kane chokeslammed the aliens to get Jericho back and save his push.
Benoit: Give me your hand. It won’t hurt I promise. You’ll get the title when it’s over.
Kane: No way! I don’t want the title
THAT much!
The aliens, pissed off about the chokeslams and Jericho’s release, tried to beam up Kane. Benoit held on for dear life, knowing he’d have to end up jobbing to HHH again with Kane gone.
Ref: Hey Benoit! His head is turning purple…
Benoit: Okay, let me know when we get to blue, that’s his favorite color.
Lita couldn’t believe Kane expected a good-bye kiss after he had given her to the aliens in his place.