Eugene: No..I dont want to hear it anymore.
Triple H: It's true Eugene, Benoit is not your friend. Hes nothing but a...but a...oh man I can't even say it! Benoit is...he is...*Under his breath* forgot my lines again...uhhh...*into the microphone* HE HAS BIG DIRK!
Randy: (Whisper) You're supposed to say big jerk.
Triple H: No...he was never your friend, Regal, admit it, you just was his servant.
Regal: It was a jo...
Triple H: NO IF'S AND'S OR BUT'S REGAL!
Regal: I said it!
Eugene: He's got you there, Trips.
Randy: (To Batista) Heh-heh..he said butt!
Jericho got so excited about winning the WWE title, when Vince told him they were gonna fly to Alabama and Jericho would win, Jericho literally flew.
Batista: OH MY GOD! RANDY! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?!?! I BET IT WAS CATWOMAN!!! SHE'LL PAY FOR THIS! SHE'LL PAY FOR THIS!! SHE'LL PAY FOR THIS! SHE WILL PAY FOR THIS! SHE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
We've learned that Batista's vocabulary is so repetive just like the number of moves he uses in the ring.
Bischoff: (Before) Now officers..when theres a fight in the ring, you break it up so nobody gets hurt.
(Later)
Matt Hardy and Kane are fighting around the ring while the officers stand around.
Officer1: (To officer 2) So what are you having for dinner tonight?
Bischoff: THERE'S A FIGHT IN THE RING!
Officers: Really? Cool...OH SHIT! BREAK IT UP!
Regal: No...in disco...you move your right arm to the RIGHT!
Eugene: No..No...you take your wrist and put it forward.
Stupid Loony Tunes.
Lita: OH MY GOD! KANE! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, CAN YOU TAKE A WRITING UTENSIL AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND WRITE YOUR SIGNATURE SO I CAN BRAG THAT I HAVE IT ON PAPER!
Kane: Chewchewchew!