And now, we have the real WWE title, not a replica, with John Bradshaw Layfield's name engraved on it! Starting bid at $5.00.. Anyone? $5 for this championship?
*silence*
Rene watches in amusement as Booker T and RVD dance the tango.
Dupree clearly needed to regain his composure after watching Lita vs Hardcore Holly.
RVD finally gets a hold on the glass ceiling.
Worst. Sex. Position. Ever.
YOU... SHALL.... NOT... PASS....
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
Flair: Whaddya mean that Foley isn't here?
Referee: Foley isn't on Smackdown, Ric...
Flair: I have to apologise to Mick Foley, damnit!
*mutters*
I shouldn't have gotten Hunter to ghost-write that book...
Flair after travelling to the future and discovering his man-boobs.
HE stole my push?
Cena: You don't even deserve one, Kenzo!
HEADLINES: WWE fan suffers from stroke after watching the Great American Bash.
Spike: No, Bradshaw, don't hit me!
*JBL morphs into HHH*
*Spike throws himself onto HHH and holds his leg tightly*
Spike: Oh God, please enlighten me on how not to job anymore...
HHH/JBL: Job... job...
Eddie: Ha, senor! Bow to Latino Heat, you Nazi cowboy New Yorkian!
*after watching GAB*
Bradshaw: Boy, I suck.