"Yes! Welcome the new WWE Champion guys! ....guys? Helloooooo... where is everyone?"
As you can see here, even little babies can perceive the disbelieving warp of logic in award Bradshaw the WWE title.
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Bradshaw greets the Baby With the World's Largest Mullet.
JBL shows off his new Nazi Wrestling Champion of the World belt.
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Bradshaw: "My demands are simple. If you EVER want to see Belty back, you will do the right thing... or ELSE!!!"
The battle between Liu Kang and Jax was tough and riveting, but both men had to wonder why the ref was disco-ing in the background.
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The WWE production of Peter Pan was huge hit except for the casting glitch on the part of Wendy.
Booker (reading hand): Okay, arm twist, check. Now I... ah yes! I give him a stiff kick!"
Renee: "Wow, he's got Lita syndrome.
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The scene was agonizing to bear: RVD had already collapsed under the pain, but poor Renee was still tied up, forced to watch looped replays of the Great American Bash.
Fortunately for RVD, when his MC Hammer impression failed, Renee was there to catch him.
Okay, this time, Rhyno's gone too far!!!
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This was the last time RVD tried doing coke snorts on a chair in the middle of a match...
What happens when a Bookercentaur plays Twister with itself.
Luther: "Wait, YOU'RE the one who switched the Evolution Kool Aid to Kevin Nash Kool Aid last week???"
Mordecai unleashes his most devastating manuveur: The Vatican Back Chomp.
Hilarity ensues when Rhyno tampers with the ring ropes again.
Mordecai wa about to wrap up his promo with an awesome pose when some masked bozo on a parachute just
had to drop in and land on him.
Rey knew he should have been concentrating on his match, but Mordecai's legs were so warm and huggable!
The Frost Titan of the North finally reveals his face.
Then he punches Heyman for good measure.
"HAHA! Some of you actually PAID to watch the Great American Bash!
"
Sable's Hurricanrana attempt made Lita look like Rey Mysterio.
Tony Danza strikes again.
Sable's gore wasn't too impressive either.
"I can't believe they just devoted three whole pictures to that crapfest!!"
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"Oh shit I locked my keys in my car!"
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The father of Lita's child is revealed.
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"Bradshaw's the champ?!?!?!"
And now, The WWE Vault brings you the historic beginning to that classic feud between a young Ric Flair and Cheech Martin.
Brock: "Don't you ever take off your shirt in front of me again, you gay sicko!!!"
Charlie Haas politely helps a fan who's become dangerously ill from recent SmackDOWN! programming so that he can receive medical attention from the back.
Hiroko: "There! That man has your constipation medicine!!!"
Cena: "Hey man, I just thought it was some cream filling!"
Spike found out the hard way that sometimes, it's best not to try to figure out the logic behind Bradshaw's WWE title push.
If the cameraman had gotten the shot just two seconds later, he would have captured the most amazing F-5 in history.
Bradshaw: "See! I told all you fat internet geeks I could carry someone in a match!!"
JBL: "I realized that earlier on my show, you insulted me. Now you shall pay!" *gets out bazooka*
Eddie: "Um...your shoes are untied!"
JBL: "From this view they appeared to be tied, but I will move in for a closer inspection."
*Six hours later after Eddie's gotten in a Taxi to the airport...*
JBL: "Upon further inspection, these are loafers.
JBL after finding out he'd be challenging the SEC Stable in two weeks for the title.