I can summarize the promo. Here it goes.
Kenzo Suzuki: Last night, I was meeting with Vince McMahon for sushi and he told me that I had an ugly haircut. I told him that Magic Cuts is the worst haircut place in the entire United States of America.
Then he goes on about california rolls and how Godzilla was his favorite movie to cuddle to when he's with his lady.
John Cena was way off.
