[Kane Knight]

Kane Knight: Ladies and Gentlemen, your new WWE Champion!

*Stage attendant whispers*

Kane Knight: What do you mean I need another joke?

*Whispering*

Kane Knight: They did?

*whispering*

Kane Knight: He is?

*head explodes*

(Ladies and gentlemen, tonight the part of Kane Knight shall be played by his understudy, Bobo the typing chimp)



"Can you say 'Final Solution?"'



The crowd was confused. What was JBL doing as the "illegal immigrant" champion, and why was he proud of it?



WWE Swan Lake was a smash hit until RVD's Ballet shoes got caught in Booker's dreads.



Booker exclaims, "wow! I have hands!" As RVD unleashes his new finisher, the Contact High.



Jesus: I don't know what you're bitching about. In my day, your feet didn't touch the ground and the crucifixes didn't come with lumbar support built in.



moment's later, Rob's Michael Jackson impression takes a sinister turn as he bursts into flames.



RVD prays for a concussion after hearing the news of the new champion.



In a post-match interview, Renee would go on to state that he couldn't understand why people think he's gay.



"Oh honey, are you wearing that tie with those shoes?



Mordecai's newest submission: locking his opponent in a full nelson, and forcing them to watch the Pope's sponge bath.



An angry Mordecai leads Rey through the YMCA choreography...Again.



Mordecai: Well, I'll be, there is more than one way to make the Y.



I'm sure someone's already made this joke.



Why we shouldn't condemn homosexuality in the military.





"What?"

"We're sorry, your breasts look too much like Ric Flair's. You're going to need a masectomy to avoid confusion."



He didn't realise they meant in ring.




"mi scusi" (points for the ref)

--OR--

After weeks with Rico and Jackie, it was nice to feel some REAL boobs for a change.



Michael Jackson, forgetting his reading glasses, asked his bodyguard to read the Titantron entrances to him.



Naked popes, Nazi champs, and Cena getting Llewinski'd...It was a controversial night.



Spike Fell victim to Doctor Zorbo's freeze ray.



From Velocity to Main Eventing. Spike was so excited he couldn't help but show his gratitude...



Acting Quickly, Spike escapes the hold by sticking his tongue in Bradshaw's ear.



John "Fingercuffs" Layfield.



Humiliated. Violated. Rape just wasn't funny now that he was on the receiving end.